the lan tao hua(s) diary.

at work on fri night...in the kitchen..

Incident A
Uncle M : wah! Pai kia!(my nick) u appeared on newspaper!
me : huh?
Uncle M : the girl who lost the phone den got video which showed her habing sex with 3 guys lorx! u rite? u lost ur phone!!
me : =.=
Uncle(s) : wah! san wang yi hou! ( 3 king, one queen.)
me : more =.=

Incident B
Uncle T(a man in twenties looking like in fourties) : xy! bai fa mo nu(val) not good de. tat day ask her wait fer mi to go home together. she dun wan. den walk super fast! ( well done, val. LOL!)
me : huh. of cos run la. maybe she wan tok on her phone.(i said maybe. so i din lied.) So not convenient.
Uncle T : den i dun love her liao. i love u?
me : HUH?! no nid no nid. thx thx.

a few mins later when i entered the kitchen...

Uncle T : shuay yi! ( hokkien meaning xiao yi. another nick of mine. =.=)
me : wad?
Uncle T : I LOVE YOU!! ( in front of everyone. =.=)
me : =.= byebye. ( ran out of the kitchen.)

when i enter the kitchen again....

me : order pls!
( Uncle T reaches out his hand to get my order slip. he gib mi a look. THEN!! he touch my hands before taking tat slip of paper. WTH! I STARED AT HIM! he gave mi a pervertic smile. i ran out!)

when it's time fer home....
Uncle T : shuay yi! wait fer mi! let's go home together!
me : BYEBYE!!!!! ( ran off wif speed of light! ) phew~

when i reached home...in msn...

me: T-T
him : huh? siao. why cry?
me : wo bei mo. T-T
(story goes on....)
me : he touched my leg(calf) b4. T-T he squad down to take sth, i am beside. den he like from downwards up touch my leg. T-T!
him : WAH! XY. HE TOUCHED U HOW MANY TIMES?! QUIT UR JOB CAN?! U NV SHOUT MOLEST AH?!
me : bu yao zai ma wo le. T-T i got stare.
him : XY CHANGE JOB LA! T_T realli cannot?
me : ....

haix. my frens. be careful. there are perverts everywhere.
not onli girls. boys be careful too. LOLx.
even mi who got such a cheapskate look also kena.
me = no looks, no figure + super fierce.
so. all of u must be even MORE careful.

the same night...by sms..
kelvin : wah, my frens hai wo. now i am surrounded by chicks alone at geylang. scary!
me : wah. got bring enuff money anot? rmb to use some condoms.
kelvin : not enuff lehx. transfer some over la!
me : am i crazy? i sponsor u to do such stuffs tat has got nth beneficial to me?!
kelvin : transfer some money over la. kind soul.
me : why not find some cheap one. like one with aids is free. or one without aids but is 40 ++ yrs old. would be cheaper. =.=

next morning in msn..
kelvin : wah. my fren bully mi. she sms mi to ask mi chi da bian.(well done!)
me : wah. she likes u! faster hook!
kelvin : pls la. she got bf lehx!
me : she haben get married. so u can go and try snatch. but horx. others can succeed. i tink u high chance cannot. =X
kelvin : snatch u can?
me : CANNOT.
me : pls move on in life.

WTH. WAD IS WRONG?! all the LAN TAO HUA.
surrounded by chicks still rmb to sms mi to inform. -.-
"Jesus! i pray fer all these er xin guys to disappear pls!
i onli wan my prince charming.
please!!"

overall mood : =S i totally got freaked out by those guys.
but i am happy fer the care shown by him. LOLx. =X
sorry. jus let mi extort some concern form him ba. haha!