Lame Joke.

in a modern city.
in a certain town.
one particular morning.
this shy boy.
who secretly admires this girl.
decided to make a move on a bus.

he wrote a little note.
and courageously passed it to the girl.
the note reads :
"can i be ur fren?"
"if ur answer is a yes."
"pass this slip of paper back to mi."
"if ur answer is a no."
"throw this paper out of the window."

after a while.
miracle happened!
the girl passed the paper back to the boy!
how excited the boy is!

quickly he opened up the paper.
it reads :
"the window is locked."

haha! i'm back!! finally.
okie. the story is fiction.
i laughed like mad when i heard it.
LOL! did u? haha.

zzz. life is like.
tiring.
hectic.
stress.
boring.
upside down.
inside out.
LOL!. i ran out of words. =X

haix. got back my prelim 2 results.
still as lousy as ever.
GP - C6
maths - D
bio - E
chem - AO
points : 27/68?

dun ask mi wad happened.
i cant study like before.
i cant score anymore.
the 'O' level 13 pointer is going down.
ARGH.
so, i decided to come up wif a list of why i shd study SUPER SUPER SUPER hard.

if i dun study....
1. i will be going to poly at the age of 19 when the rest is 17.
2. i will get mocked by the poly ppl.
3. i will earn less wif the diploma den if i got a degree.
4. i nid to fork out super loads of money to pay the school fees.
5. my mum will hate mi more.
6. my whole family will despise mi.
7. my mei will not respect mi.
8. ppl who i care will be disappointed wif mi.
9. i would hab wasted like a few thousand dollars which i spent these 2 years.
10. i will be classified as STUPID.
11. i will commit suicide.

if i study hard enuff...
1. i may get a higher chance of forcing some coperation to sponsor mi to study overseas. =X
2. i will get to attain my degree on tourism/ hotel management/ hospitality
3. i may get a chance to study aboard.
4. i will get a beautiful 'A' level certificate to be proud about.
5. i can get into uni and learn my violin!
6. i can make my mum speechless.
7. i can be the honour of the family.
8. people will change their old perspective about mi.
9. i will get a mp4 from janice. ( she promised this. LOL!)
10. maybe i can get into the law faculty and become a lawyer. wah..
11. i will be richer, Richer and RICHER after i get my degree.
12. i can wear super nice clothes to uni.
13. i can join alot of clubs in uni.
14. i can be classified as INTELLIGENT.

now, i am totally convinced on why i shd study.
so people.
i am left wif one more month to the judgement day.
I SHALL WRITE MY OWN HISTORY ONCE AGAIN!
SEE ME. I SHALL GET ALL MY As AND GET MY BUTT REMOVED FROM SINGAPORE!
I AM GONNA STUDY OVERSEAS!! RRRROAAARRRR!!!