"lock" at home.

CAN U BELIEVE IT?!
I AM LOCK AT HOME NOW!
WTH?!
tell mi!
how suay can i get!
si ren kor kor.
ALWAYS TAKE THE WRONG KEYs.
take wrong jiu suan le.
TAKE BOTH KEYS.
KNS.
shiok lorx.
my lock nid key to open de.
great.
shuang.
sorrie.
nid to ps u all.
i so feel like killing now.
GRRR!
GRRR!
GRRR!!
luckily i'm not rushing fer some job interviews or dates wif boys.
can i jus use some vuilgarities?!